This is not a joke – which is precisely what makes it so damn funny. The “Rack Trap” will hold all a ladies’ necessary personal belongings inside her bra when going out – no purse required. A small hypoallergenic pocket has just enough room to hold your cash and cards for a purseless night out. My only question is, what happens then you’re at the bar and you need to pay for your cocktail? How does one access their “rack trap” without getting all “Girls Gone Wild” on the bartender?